Spider-Man 4: The Official Music Video [Fanedit]

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(credit to Faneditor Dayroar for the poster)

Inspired by the brilliant SDN Editions, which has been kindly hosting several of my most recent fanedits, I have been doing my best to stitch together what I hope is a 90 minute feature-length fourth outing for Tobey Macguire

Rather than bore you with the very rough trailer I put together for it, I chose instead to announce this project using a music video…in this altered reality, everyone’s ‘favourites’ Nickelback once again contribute to a Spidey soundtrack, with the song ‘Lullaby’ telling two stories at once. I’d include more footage, but I don’t want to give the game away too much on what I have coming up.

If so inclined, enjoy

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Deadpool 2: X-Tra Dead [Fanedit]

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It’s Deadpool 2 as you know and love it, just with a little bit more added to it.

Featuring guest appearances from Celine Dion, an additional cameo from James Mcavoy, quick cameos from a trio of other musicians I’m too out-of-touch to know the names off by heart, use of footage from the “No Good Deed” mini-sode and an alternative end credits sequence.

 

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Doctor Who: Three Months [Fanfic Prompt]

 

I can distinctly remember her face being full of tangible, unavoidable and radiant joy when she came in with it.

Its tail wagging, its tongue wet with the stain of saliva, the patter of its paws as it was placed down on the floor gaining speed. It headed towards me and begged me to life it up.

“C’mon” The Doctor said, applauding the efforts of the little tyke, encouraging me to embrace it.

Her enthusiasm died down when she realised I was keeping one eye out for sign of a collar.

“Doc, you sure it’s a stray?” I asked.

“Came charging at me after I dropped the bag of essentials, before I could pick ’em up, he’d eaten all of them, then he followed me home”

“Into the TARDIS?”

“Into the TARDIS. Nice to have a puppy darting about the place again, usually they’re all made of metal. I haven’t had a proper animal besides cats”

“So that rumour was true then? The one making the rounds from Yaz and Ryan?”

“What have they been saying now?”

“That you had a cat on the ship”

“Oh they must have looked at photos of me and Wolsey back in the day, those were lifetimes, and several manhoods ago. Really shouldn’t leave photos around the place. So, what do you reckon?”

“You want to keep it?”

“Can we leave it with you? Is that a thing we can do?”

“I don’t know Doc, I have friends who aren’t so keen on animals, one of them, Gabriel has a real phobia. One time we were taking a gander around where the estates were being built and one just leapt off its lead and charged straight at him. He flew around the street like a chicken, begging the owner to restrain it. It broke my heart, it’d break yours”

“Probably just the one, the other would be feeling a mite sorry for him”

“Look, just give it a week, it’s not of any real age to start misbehaving, he’ll be on his best behaviour I promise”

“I’ll hold you to that Doc”

Now it was The Doctor’s turn to come charging at me, giving me a spell-binding hug and a kiss around the collar.

“Right, I’ll nip on over to get more essentials, you can get acquainted with-with-oh what are we going to call him?”

“We’ll figure it out when you get back” I said.

The Doctor headed back out the door, and in the hours that ticked by, the little one’s energy was unrelenting. It had a spark about it, a taste for adventure that matched mine and The Docs’. I could envision walks across alien moons, its scent picking up all kinds of new sensations, tugging him, pulling him towards the unknown. He could be strapped up in the most adoring of spacesuits and play fetch across the Milky Way.

And maybe he could be just the kind of therapy dog Gabrielle needed, it’d be trained well, taught to cause as little fuss as possible, just give it an essential, and it can be fashioned into an essential.

And then inspiration came to me.

That’d be his name. Something not all together common in regards to actual names, but a title often used in conversation, or thought of every day.

It was then that The Doctor came in, carrying bags of supplies; she looked a little more drained, haunted almost by an inconvenient reality that had just hit her.

“You Ok Doc?” I asked.

“Yeah…yeah everything’s fine. You got a name for him?”

“Yeah, you’ll love it, we’ll call him Essentials”

“…That fits, that really fits” she said.

I went over to her and stroked her hair, I tried reading her face, it was clear she was hurting.

“Doc, what’s wrong”

“Graham…when I nipped off to get essentials, the actual essentials, I didn’t tell you how far I was going for them…”

“…How long?”

“Three months ahead”

“Well, that’s great, unless you’re going to tell me the food gets scarcer…”

“I spotted you, me, we were on a park bench, there was an empty lead in your hand, and you said something to me, and I said something to you. I couldn’t hear, but we both looked at each other, there was distance in our eyes, we glanced up at the sky, we blew it a kiss, and we just sat there…this look of naked raw loss on our faces”

I took a gander at the little fury tearing into the carpets, surely not? Surely there was nothing at fault…I’d barely begun to plot out its future, our future, what we’d do together.

“Doc, you normally don’t tell us the future this far in advance…~

“Maybe it’s essential we know what’s ahead so we can give little Essentials here the best life it can possibly know before…before…it all slips out from under us. From under him”

“Just three months?”

“Just three months” she said.

Finally, after hours of activity, little Essentials knelt down to sleep, safe in the knowledge we were here for it. For the rest of its days.

The Doctor sat beside it and just stared, stroking its furry body.

I knelt down beside her and let her rest her head on my shoulder.

“There’s got to be an answer to all this” I said.

“Sometimes I just never know the answer when it’s important” she said.

Austin Powers: The Very Shagadelic Sequel [Fanedit]

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I’ve worked out how to combine Austin Powers 2 and 3 into one big shaggedlic sequel baby, yeah!
here’s how I sorted it out
-Start the movie with the Tom Cruise intro, cut Danny Devito after Kevin Space appears as Dr. Evil
-After Speilberg shows Austin his Oscar, we cut to Dr. Evil’s pod leaving the Big Boy
-Cut opening credits after Vanessa dies, and instead switch to Austin’s knighthood from Goldmember
-After Austin and Basil’s meeting with the sailors, cut back to Evil’s Starbucks lair from The Spy Who Shagged Me -Rearrange a couple of scenes
-From there, most of The Spy Who Shagged Me plays out until Felicity’s death by gassing
-When Austin shoots Evil, he captures him, and from there Spy Who Shagged Me footage ends and we cut to Goldmember footage with Austin visiting Evil’s cell in Geneva. No need to revive Felicity.
-Rest of Goldmember plays out, ‘titty’ satellite gag removed, films resumes¬† up until Foxy arrests everyone at the sub. Revelation Evil is Austin’s brother cut

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M.A.S.K: Assault On Liberty [Fanedit]

 

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Some of you with sharp memories (assuming you’ve followed this blog since the begining) will know I already made an edit of this sometime ago, however that version was about eleven minutes. This is a full-length edit.

If I had to split M.A.S.K up into ‘seasons’ then episode 14 ‘Assault on Liberty’ would be my choice for season one finale. It has everything, mostly action, but kind of a sense of finality as VENOM vehicle are all trashed and the team prevent a quasi-9/11 terrorist plot from being carried out. They even come very close to killing off Miles Mayhem.

Even as a kid, I found the whole thing with Miles surviving the final act a little hard to swallow, so here we don’t cut to him surfacing and vowing revenge.

I did have to lose the destruction of Jackhammer and Piranha, the only portion of this edit I regret taking out is the latter as there’s really nothing wrong with it, but the cheesy idea of Thunderhawk wiping out all of Jackhammer with two pulse blasts just betrays all sense.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV [Fanfilm Fanedit]

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Utilising as many fan films as I could find on Youtube, I’ve constructed a thirty-minute live-action ‘fourth’ TMNT movie, doing my best with the material to weave together some kind of a coherent plot (it’ll be up to you to decide if I’ve succeeded in that regard), and using a song from the original movie’s soundtrack for the end credits (all of which I’ve taken from some of the fan films I use here)

The movie begins with Raphael working on his anger issues and reuniting with his brothers in Japan, while April moves in with Splinter for a while. Casey Jones in the meantime teams with Keno to try and prevent a canister of TGRI’s mutagen from falling into corrupt hands. Soon, the Foot get involved and kidnap April, just as the TMNT make their way back home to confront the Purple Dragons…

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Doctor Who-The Timeless Children: Renegade Cut [Fanedit]

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Just today I worked out how to edit “The Timeless Children” to my satisfaction

It was the previous episode, “Ascension of the Cybermen” that provided me with the alternative to the Timeless Child (a twist I have no issue with and am open to, but this edit is for friends of mine who aren’t on board.since The Doctor’s past with the Division was probably the most genuinely compelling part of the whole revelation, why not make the journey into the Matrix ALL ABOUT THAT hmm? So gone is Tecteun and child experimentation, and in comes how Brendan was recruited. Nothing about the Doctor’s origin is made too clear, so this is very much not just a renegade cut but a “Cartmal Cut”, revealing backstory but keeping the Doctor’s truth a bit distant. Andrew Cartmal himself wasn’t very satisfied with the timeless children twist either.¬†

Oh, and for kicks, I replaced the Morbius Doctor with something altogether different…won’t spoil what, but I figured it was a worthy inclusion

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