I’ve worked out how to combine Austin Powers 2 and 3 into one big shaggedlic sequel baby, yeah!
here’s how I sorted it out
-Start the movie with the Tom Cruise intro, cut Danny Devito after Kevin Space appears as Dr. Evil
-After Speilberg shows Austin his Oscar, we cut to Dr. Evil’s pod leaving the Big Boy
-Cut opening credits after Vanessa dies, and instead switch to Austin’s knighthood from Goldmember
-After Austin and Basil’s meeting with the sailors, cut back to Evil’s Starbucks lair from The Spy Who Shagged Me -Rearrange a couple of scenes
-From there, most of The Spy Who Shagged Me plays out until Felicity’s death by gassing
-When Austin shoots Evil, he captures him, and from there Spy Who Shagged Me footage ends and we cut to Goldmember footage with Austin visiting Evil’s cell in Geneva. No need to revive Felicity.
-Rest of Goldmember plays out, ‘titty’ satellite gag removed, films resumes up until Foxy arrests everyone at the sub. Revelation Evil is Austin’s brother cut
I’ve created a second cut I intend to share with the Hive forums. If Ruth isn’t your thing, this cut does away with her too.