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The Simpsons-Nobody Else Would [Fanfiction]

Lisa didn’t say why she reacted that way. Not to anyone.

Not to her mom, not to her dad, certainly not to her brother or baby sister

There was only one person she could tell.

Could she? Dare she?

She had to.

She waited until she and Ralph were outside Ms. Hoover’s class.

Now he was in for it

“Ralph, did you hear me back there?”

“You sound just like your dad”

Lisa tensed up, the thought of being compared to that lovable but trying baboon of a man took a proper naive nerve, all the better then that Ralph Wiggum had naive down to a precision science.

“I grunted at you, you, over getting the same grade as me, do you know why?”

Ralph shrugged and gave Lisa a textbook stare as blank as a sheet of untouched paper.

Lisa sighed, she grabbed Ralph’s right hand and gently rubbed it with both of hers, she was stalling, unsure of what to say next.

“You don’t know, you don’t know, you need a boy to tell you” Ralph teased, pointing at Lisa, and yelling to the top of his lounges, commanding attention in the barren hallways.

“Mansplaining is the least of my concerns Ralph” Lisa continued, continuing to massage Ralph’s hand.

“This is nice”

“Yes, this is, but I wasn’t. I shouldn’t have rained on your parade like that, but I had a reason…she only gave you that B because nobody else would, she did it because she was driven to distraction by that vibrating chair I bought her, she was caught in a moment and couldn’t get out of it”

“Lisa, between you and me that is such a 2000 thing to say”

“Life isn’t always about spinning U2 records Ralph, the point is you should earn your grades, and not be so enabled. I don’t want to see you hurt, not again, your life shouldn’t be one continuous disappointment after another” Lisa continued.

“Nelson says my dad thinks the same way of me” Ralph confessed.

“Oh I’ll have words with him” Lisa said, not surprised at the predictability of Muntz.

“No words with me? I like the taste of the letter B, it’s like honey” Ralph remarked, Lisa wished he meant that in a sarcastic manner, she felt like laughing.

And for that feat alone, Ralph deserved some reward.

“No words with you, but I will leave you with something” she said, and pressed her warm lips on Ralph’s cheeks.

“Why are you giving me cooties?” Ralph asked.

“Because nobody else would” Lisa said, blowing him one more kiss before skipping down the hallway.

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Doctor Who: Black Tie [Fanfiction]

 

Yasmin Khan couldn’t believe the state the TARDIS console room was in. More to the point, she couldn’t believe she had taken time out of her day off to check in on her friend and mentor as she fumbled her way through the TARDIS wardrobe, leaving piles of discarded clothes laying across the floor, some had even found their way onto the centre columns.

Yaz gasped as her keen sense of smell starting picking up whiffs of something burning, she kicked aside some fur coats to reach the source of the smoke that was forming.

The Doctor’s head peered out the small changing room, catching a glimpse of Yaz’s activities.

“Here, careful with that, they’re the latest fashions from Spyradon” The Doctor spoke,

“You’ve left the iron on. Again, it’s burning a hole in one of your shirts”

“I know, it’s all by design, brilliant isn’t it?”

“No it’s not brilliant, that’s a perfectly fine looking shirt and it’s ruined now, what were you thinking?”

“Depends, I do a lot of thinking, like whether or not Graham’s kept his sights on the schedule”

“And what do you mean by that?” Yaz asked, her arms folded, tapping one of them with an index finger rather frantically. Her patience running thinner and thinner.

“Tell me he knows when the Hatton Road bus is due?”

“7: 39…and no, Doctor, that’s not in the morning, how many times have I told you not to go by military time?”

“I can’t keep count of those times, they slip in between the cracks of history, I stick more closely to those”

“Doctor, he’s not going to forget the schedules. He used to be a driver remember? He keeps tabs on all the timetables, even now; it’s a hobby between him and his mates”

“It’s just; we’re doing this all his way this time, no reliance on this old snog box”

Yaz broke out into an uncontrollable giggle.

“Snog box?”

“That one didn’t come from me, it came from a friend, and it’s quite a fetching title at this stage in our little drama together” The Doctor replied.

“You shouldn’t treat your dates like they’re a constant drama” Yaz insisted.

“Everything in my life is a drama, I’m not wired to think any way differently…life is so rich with complexity, even the simplest things follow convoluted rules and restrictions…take this restaurant we’re going to, yeah? Black tie…where am I going to find a tie at such short notice? A chap called Turlough wore out pretty much all of them back when he travelled with me. Only time he didn’t have any on was when he headed off back to Trion”

Yaz shared with her friend some words of wisdom, which she had meticulously formed during this phase of The Doctor’s ranting. Perhaps being around her for so long had also helped piece together both the right temper and fluidity of this advice.

“Everything is a process, the point is to enjoy yourself when you sort all that out, then you can look back on all this worry, all this drama if you will, and laugh about it with Graham when the two of you have dinner. Drama makes good conversations, you’ll be at it all evening, trust me”

The Doctor emerged from the dressing room chambers, Yaz reacted with some surprise, she also felt like she shouldn’t be all that shocked, but her mind was drifting more in favour of the situation presenting itself within an hour’s time for the Doctor and Graham.

“Are you…are you really going out like that?”

“Why? What’s wrong?”

“Nothing it’s just…so typically you. I thought you’d strive to be a bit more…feminine for once, you know, so you wouldn’t have to worry so much about black tie”

Yaz’s phone started ringing; she took a moment to answer it.

“Hello? Yes, oh…oh of course, yeah, she’ll be on her way shortly. Just for FOMO, what’s exactly the time right now? 6:55? And is the schedule still good for you two? Yeah, yeah I see…ok, not bad, I’ll let her know. Yes…yes, I know she has a time machine, that doesn’t mean she keeps track of any on odd occasions”

Yaz switched the phone off and turned back to The Doctor.

“That was him?” The Doctor asked.

“That was him, don’t worry, if you make it to where he is, you’ll be early” Yaz assured her.

“What did he say about the schedule?”

“The bus will be running two minutes late”

The Doctor punched the air with a sense of triumph.

“Ah, so the schedule couldn’t keep track of HIM, that’s better, I like it when time becomes your enemy, gives you another reason to head on out there and make yourself it’s master”

Yaz rolled her eyes.

Fifteen minutes later, The Doctor announced her arrival at Graham O’Brien’s house with a firm knock on the front door. Graham swiftly answered, and, to the Doctor’s delight, she found him wearing a most fetching tuxedo, a velvet black tie tucked into his coat.

To his own surprise, he found The Doctor was wearing a matching tuxedo and shirt

“Here I am, all good and proper. Shall we?”

Graham gave the Doctor a little bit of the soft-shoe shuffle at the door.

Graham also noticed The Doctor’s bow tie looked somewhat displaced

“Your bow is looking a little crooked there; here let me sort you out”

His hands reached out to adjust the bow tie, the Doctor allowed him, humming a couple of musical notes to herself, all slightly out of key, but in her head sounded like blissful release…relief from all that earlier pressure.

“Mind asking me what compelled you to grab that?”

“You said it was black tie. Couldn’t find one lying about the place, figured the coolest thing I could find would suffice”

“Well, who am I to argue? We’ve all got to bring a little flavour to a restaurant”

The Doctor giggled.

“There, good as new” he said as he finished adjusting the bow tie, poking The Doctor on the nose with the tip of a middle finger.

The Doctor tucked in her lip and closed her eyes briefly, allowing herself to revel in the ever decreasing pressure. Around Graham, the drama just all seemed to wash away.

She also let out what Graham could distinctly identify as a mischievous chuckle, almost as if she was sharing a private joke to herself.

“What’s tickling those ribs of yours Doc?” Graham asked.

The Doctor wrapped her arms snugly around his neck, their two powerful and thunderstruck eyes matching.

She knew Graham wouldn’t get what she meant, and caring little if he did. He didn’t know every story, she was just thankful he had become the latest chapter.

“Let’s just say it’s a good thing we aren’t going to church…”

Doctor Who: State of Play [fanfiction]

DOCTOR WHO:

State of Play

The Doctor couldn’t resist any longer.

Resistance was useless in a situation such as this.

All those eras she had lived through, ruthless pirate captains, horned nimons , manipulative space/time traps, all of it paled to the persistent conundrum of the very irritable human presence in front of her as she sat rather impatiently within the waiting rooms of the local medical clinic.

A young human girl, approximately five years of age, playing with a large red beach ball, repeatedly bouncing it across the edge of the wall and back to her. Five seconds worth of peace and quiet between each shot.

The Doctor could read a room like it was the history of everything you could ever find, she could gauge reaction and emotion just from seeing the faces of all those around her. Some burying their heads in an old magazine, forcing themselves to focus on the text, staring blankly at the celebrity snaps. Some twitching, some coughing loudly as if hoping it would put the young girl off the activity or allow her parents to ‘get the message’ and directly intervene.

But perhaps the most tragic and telling of the reactions was a teenage lad forming a small pistol with his right hand and taking ‘aim’ at the girl and mimicking gunfire noises. Unfiltered, as loud as he could.

The Doctor realised this was taking it too far. Why couldn’t any of them just talk to the girl?

This menace had form, but not yet, to her knowledge, a name.

She would ask her of it.

“Hi, young lady, don’t mind me asking, what’s your name?” she said.

“Annabelle” the girl replied.

“You seem a little distracted, well, a lot, where are you parents?”

Annabelle pointed over to a corner of the room where her mother was occupied with chatter on the phone.

“Oh, got noone to play with but the wall then?” said The Doctor.

Annabelle persisted with knocking the ball against said wall, the Doctor could tell she was indulging more aggressive in the activity.

“Those people around us, they’re getting to you aren’t they?” she said.

“They’re scared. Scared of what I can do”

“Really? And what exactly can you do?” The Doctor asked quizzically.

“I can anger them” Annabelle said.

“Oh that’s smashing, because between you and me, humans are very easy to anger, it takes the tiniest bit of pressure, but they thrive on it. This kind of anger you’re producing? It feeds on their morality, their very right to be angry, because they don’t know how to best express it to an innocent”

“So I do have power? Over them?” Annabelle said, excited to think she had such an influence.

“Nonsense, you’re an innocent, and power isn’t innocent, power puts fear into others. None of those surrounding us would dare use their power to hurt a child directly, with what they’re capable of with their own two hands, or their words, no, they’ll let the fear do all of that for them. A gesture, a glance, a telling smile, they’ll communicate that way. You’re picking up on that fear aren’t you? That’s why your state of play is more aggressive, you’re trying to make them fear what they could do if it continues. Do they have the right to lash out? What kind of monster would they become in the eyes of others as well as themselves as they did? It’s best not to wield any such power around them; they’re terrified enough as it is”

“Are they scared?” Annabelle asked.

“They’re already scared, they’re all here because something’s wrong with them, you’re here because something’s wrong with you, and you’re scared”

“Are you scared?”

“I’m scared for someone I care about, he’s been feeling a bit unwell, we’ve been up here twice already, once to take the test, and this is to find out the results”

“I hope he gets better”

“Me too” The Doctor replied

An older man with kind but exhausted eyes strolled into the waiting room, his hands in his pockets, glancing up at the bright lights before glancing in the Doctor’s direction; she immediately got up and dashed over to him.

“How’d it go?” The Doctor asked.

“Negative, the results, they came back negative” Graham O’Brien said, sighing with relief.

“You’re shaking” an observant Doctor nodded, holding his hand steady, checking his temperature with her eagerly warm free hand.

“The fear is still there” Graham replied, his eyes watering

“You’re also inflating” The Doctor replied.

Graham chuckled; he knew the Doctor was referring to his tears

“Oh, these waterworks? Don’t worry Doc, its just relief”

“Bit strange to cry when it’s nothing but good news” The Doctor replied.

“Yeah, well, you were a bit strange when I brought up my cancer anxiety to you”

“Are you ever going to let that go?” The Doctor said.

“So long as you never let go of me” he said, and planted a small tender kiss on her lips that held for what seemed like a blissful eternity

The Doctor, still locked in the kiss, gave Annabelle thumbs up. Annabelle nodded in approval.

This right there was a power she wanted to share with someone one day.

Annabelle’s mother finally got off the phone, her daughter sat besides her watching the Doctor depart with Graham, arm in arm.

“Who were you talking to dear?”

Annabelle smiled.

Who indeed.

 

 

Bob’s Burgers-The Power Behind Me [fanfiction]

belchers

 

BOB’S BURGERS

THE POWER BEHIND ME


It can take a good few years for some to prepare a speech.

Some take longer to rehearse it.

Thus it fell to Louise Belcher, now older and wiser in her years, and in the quickest manner of time, to write and prepare something for her best friend Rudy on the eve of his big town hall meeting where he would speak on the importance of keeping to a strict approach in power point presentation.

After putting together something she hurridly raced to where he’d parked his car outside of the restruant and fastend the speech to the front of the car.

Rudy stared at her out of the window coldly

“What the hell is this?” he said.

“Your speech, you can rehearse while you drive” Louise replied.

“How in the hell can I see where I’m going” Rudy said.

“That’s the meta context of the speech talking right?” said Louise.

“No, it’s reality about to take me on a ride before a good hard crash” snapped Rudy, before clutching his chest in pain.

“Oh Rud Dog, you’re the only dweeb I know who lets his jitters give you the willes” said Louise, handing him his inhaler.

Rudy took a deep breath. Louise rolled her eyes.

“Right, I might as well look over this now” he said, getting out of the car and reading the speech fastened to the front of the wind screen wipers.

“Power has a point

Do you think I’m serious?

Do you think I’m serious?

Do you think I’m serious?

Power has a point

I may just be very serious

I’m suddenly a new kind of man”

Louise crossed her fingers.

Rudy glanced at her with a cold and icy glare

“Louise, this is’nt a speech, it’s an entrance theme, you’ve even written the musical notes above it all”

“Oh, sorry, I forgot to give you the original manuscript for when you have to read it” said Louise, making Rudy wait an extra five minutes while she searched her room for it and handed it back to him.

“Louise, this is in japanese” he said

“Yeah the whole song is in japanese, I recently came off a crash course on it as part of home university. The english version is to be photocopied and handed to everyone in the meeting so you know what to say when you read off the original manuscript”

“You want me to make my presentation singing Japanese?” said Rudy.

“I keep telling you, the presentation is all there, you just have to show them what’s on there while singing, it’ll prove a hit don’t worry. I suggest you let Gene bring his keyboard along, he’s got the right mix of tracks, you’ll do great, and you can record everything on a selfie stick attached to your microphone” she said, handing Rudy the item.

Rudy was tempted to take another breath of his inhaler.

“I always thought this job would be too much”

“Hey, you signed on for it” said Louise

“I did’nt mean the presentation” argued Rudy.

“Oh, it’s me is’nt it? I’m the job to you all of a sudden” exclaimed a cross Louise.

“I’m just mad it is’nt 9 to 5” said Rudy, stroking her hair gracefully and picking her up in his arms.

Louise smiled and rubbed her nose on his before taking a bite of it.

“All those sleepless nights lately with that Australian flu really made you miss this huh?” Louise remarked.

“Considering you’re the one I contracted it from, you sure did make me feel like your body wanted some space from mine” Rudy joked.

The two twirled around the spot where they stood before Rudy realized he was two minutes late. He gave Louise an impactful kiss on the lips, Louise responded with a tender sting of a slap before Rudy got back into the car with the Japanese version of the manuscript. He refused to take the English version.

Louise was impressed at the choice.

“You sure you won’t need it?” she said.

“I know a thing or two about the langauge, they don’t, I’m going to look like Mr. Yakuza to them, nothing but the rising sun in my attitude and the power behind me”

Rudy touched Louise’s nose with his finger

“Which also happens to be what’s currently in front of me” he said.

Rudy kissed her one more time before driving down the edge of the warf.

Lousie watched him go, and took a look at the english manuscript, humming the bars of the japanese music to herself as she ventured back inside.

Thunderbirds Are Go-You Watch Me Soar [Fanfic]

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO
YOU WATCH ME SOAR
WRITTEN BY ZARIUS
(Contains spoilers for “Path of Destruction”)

 

“Gosh darn it” snapped Gordon as the upload percentage on his laptop hung at over 75%

“So close, I’m so close, why did it have to freeze now?” he snarled as the circular loading icon spun around, his eyes tracking it and going into dizzying circles

Virgil walked in on him, nursing a steaming hot cup of coffee.

“Having trouble with another file?” he asked.

Gordon was tempted to slam the laptop shut, but hesitated.

“This is’nt even the same report I was filing earlier” Gordon revealed.

“To be fair, the last thing you were trying to upload was a movie” Virgil added.

“Yes, but this report has video logs as well as regular data, so it’s having just the same amount of trouble. Since the files are only 25 minutes in length, I thought it would be easier to upload, but no, same problem”

“The computers you use aren’t really up to scratch with the types the rest of us use, maybe it’s just a case of the computer being incompatible with the software of the file hosting sites?” Virgil suggested.

“Or maybe this thing needs a good kicking” said Gordon.

“Now, now Gordon, these laptops are delicate” Virgil cautioned.

“Why do people always go on and on about how delicate everything is around me?” Gordon asked.

“Because you’re prone to temper” said Virgil.

“Then give me a means of blowing off my steam” said Gordon.

“Physical exercise is always good, a few push ups here and there does me wonders”

Gordon sprang up.

“Alright, bench press with me on top of you”

“Woah, woah, I didn’t mean push you up, I meant do it yourself”

“Aw come on, you can carry the weight of one person, just like you carry the weight of the world” Gordon challenged.

“I’m not sure you’re understanding the whole point, I do what you ask, and it becomes just a lazier means of calming you down without you putting any effort into it yourself” Virgil replied.

“You’re not suggesting I’m too delicate for your massive frame right?” Gordon snidely asked.

Virgil’s pride could only take so much abuse.

“Alright, challenge accepted” he said

“Great, there’s no way you’ll sit me for up more than a couple, you keep score and I’ll make you sore”

“Oh Gordon, you just watch me soar” said Virgil